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goodbyebird) wrote2025-12-21 11:44 pm
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Thank you for the inappropriate touching. It was actually pretty nice.
Rec-cember Day 21
Killing Eve
baby, be gentle (it's my first time) by
So this is it. She’s going to kill Villanelle, and this is how it happens. To hell and fuck with everything that had happened. Their sort of half-truce in Scotland. Their agreement to not let things be boring. She is going to take that pretty, slender throat between her hands and squeeze her like a rubber chicken. “You are absolutely the stupidest, most selfish, most infuriating person I have ever met.”
“Oh, you flirt.” Villanelle smirks. She takes a few steps forward, hands on her hips.
“I’m going to—” Kill you, her brain completes. The words won’t come out of her mouth, stopgapped by rage, leaving Villanelle a wide opening to slip through.
“You’re going to what, Eve?” She sighs in a derisive voice, sticking out her bottom lip in a mockery of a pout. “Spank me? Have I really been that bad?”
The word spank grinds everything to a halt within Eve. It hits a switch in her, killing the rising steam in her stomach. Of course she can’t kill Villanelle. That would be silly and short-sighted. But spank her?
It could be just as effective and tremendously less permanent.
“Yes.” Eve says with bland finality. And oh, the way that word wipes the condescending smirk off Villanelle’s face and replaces it with surprise. To accentuate her point, Eve drops behind her onto the bed, sitting on the edge with her hands on her knees.
This makes for two fic recs featuring the holidays and two featuring spanking so far. Taking bets on which is gonna take the win *g*











